10/3/2008 5:31:08 AM PATRIOTS-PATHEADS-PINHEADS & PINHEADS: You all know the dictionary words Patriots and Pinheads. I love Bill O-Reilly’s segment on Fox TV when he reveals the characters involved. I would like to ADD two more words for Mr. O-Reilly, patheads and pintriots. I made it up my friends. This is just my devious mind working overtime before I get busy doing constructive things, like taxes. Yes, I need to do my 2007 taxes ! Here are the definitions: PATRIOT: A person who loves ones country .. Webster PINHEAD: A stupid and silly person .. Webster PATHEAD: A patriot and a pinhead, the majority being a patriot .. Myron PINTRIOT: a pinhead and a patriot, the majority being a pinhead .. Myron So let me explain a little bit about my grading system. PATHEAD: A + (95-93) A (92-89) A – (88-79) B + (84-87) B (81-83) B - (77-80) C + (73-76) C (69-72) C – (65-68) D + (61-64) D (56-60) D – (51-55) PINTRIOT: A + (46-50) A (41-45) A – (36-40) B + (31-35) B (26-...
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MY WEAKLY VIDEO:
You’ll really enjoy this one.
I interviewed Jesus, just 20 nanoseconds ago.
The interview went something like this:
MH: (Myron Holter)
JC: (Jesus Christ)
MH:
Good Morning everyone, This is YUST Myron with my WeAkly Video Blog this Saturday, March 21, 2009
Today I have a very special guest to interview.
Jesus THE Christ
Jesus is MY Lord and Savior. Thank you Jesus for dying on the cross for me. I really do appreciate it. You know you didn’t have to do that for little ole’ me, your servant.
I awaken every morning, and the first thing I think about is ..
“What can I do for you today?”
This picture of you Jesus came from my childhood on the farm in Bruce SD back in TV wasn’t even around. I don’t know what you look like my Lord, so if you don’t mind if I think of you looking like that picture?
So I guess I’ll post this to our web.
Thanks again Jesus.
Maybe someday .. just someday Lord, could you help me cross off my bucket list as posted on our web?
Your FAITHFUL servant,
myron@myownfaith2.com
I know it's supposed to be no rehearsing, but you know. It might be a good thing.
Otherwise, great message.
Love you, Sal