Topeka KS Mayoral Conditions & Platform
9/4/08 6:41:04 PM MAYOR CONDITIONS & PLATFORM: Mark & I were having our weekly father/son luncheon (no John, as usual) and I had an epiphany! The father/son discussion turned to politics and he knew I ran for mayor. So I proceeded to write on a paper napkin my conditions and platform before I would ever run for mayor again. So here goes: MAYOR CONDITIONS: 1) I’ll need Sally’s permission. 2) If our current Topeka mayor decides to run again for a second term, I’ll NOT run. 3) I’ll run only if I have a co-mayor on the ticket. 4) I only want to cut ribbons & kiss babies. 5) The co-mayor will run the Tues. night city council meetings. MAYOR PLATFORMS: 1) I promise to do NOTHNG and I ask the city council to follow my weak leadership. 2) I will sell the mayor’s desk and chair on EBAY. 3) I will blog @ home and NOT at the mayors office. 4) I will try to make most all the public mayoral functions & use my own transportation to do so. 5) I will NOT drive downtown if a mayoral fu...